There was a man of double deed,
who sowed his garden full of seed.
Is so awesome.
I work at a bar, through the night, and I'm constantly having a good time.
Good lines from this night alone:
"Dude, that guy is like. Kissing himself."
"Kola Kubes? Bitch, I will CUT you."
"We don't serve Guinness here, for the last time. Go to Flannigans. They serve it there."
"But that's a gay bar!"
"Your point?"
(after getting lime juice in my eye, and having to wear a black eyepatch for the rest of the night) "No, I'm not a pirate. Yes I can get you rum and coke. *realises the cellarman is getting more rum* Why is the rum always gone?!"
Yes, good times.
[1sk]Xargon_Dragon out.
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Trades-
1. Waiting for her half.
2. Do you still want to do this?
3. Working on this right now~
By the ruins he stands, and he's waiting for me to enter Tanelorn.
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